Warning: Adult Topic "Pussy Pumps"

Okay, I'm probably going to hate myself for getting into this, but here goes anyway~in the spirit of my duty as a health care professional of course. I was on Lemondrop™ and much ado was
being made about a new "marital aid" called the pussy pump. Now you may want to ask "Why pump up a pussy?" You might just as well ask "why do many women crave oral sex before intercourse?" It really IS all about the blood flow. Of course it makes a difference, in precisely the same way penis pumps (or medications or other more natural means of bringing blood flow to the male member) make a difference for males with erectile dysfunction. We're actually talking apples and apples here. The clitoris, after all, is the same tissue as the penis, only it shows as a nub up top then extends beneath the pubic bone structure down into the anterior vagina (what some call the g-spot). The more engorged this tissue is, the more responsive a woman can be and the more pleasure, ostensibly, both partners will have. The one thing the pump lacks which oral sex provides is the testosterone bath a woman receives from a man's hormone laced saliva. Wonder why women crave kissing as well as oral pleasuring before intercourse? TESTOSTERONE! We don't make much of it ourselves, and through our contact with you yummy men...and I do so mean that literally...we become more sexually charged through your sharing of your hormones. So generous of you! That is also a reason why mutual monogamy rules! NO CONDOMS! ...which means of course that the woman is receiving "injections" of testosterone too, either orally, vaginally or.. well you know, and if you don't, THAT is not a subject I have any desire to provide life coaching on aside from saying don't knock it until you try it. There is another benefit to this hormone sharing ladies; the more you have sex, the more you want it! Your testosterone levels rise, and thereby so does your sex drive. Voila! And guys, the more you pleasure your woman the way she desires the more you will ultimately be rewarded by more frequent sex! It's a true win-win situation! Side note to the ladies: swallow. Don't waste the good stuff~what you can't swallow, rub in somewhere. I'm serious here. What many of us have done without really thinking about it since becoming sexually active actually has a scientific purpose, so no need to feel like a ...an um.. well... you fill in the name here if you want, but you don't need to refer to yourself as one of "those" unless you enjoy it. : ) What you are is a natural! You get more testosterone and ultimately a better sexual kick for yourself, as well as making your man's eyes roll even farther back in his head. You've also probably motivated him to keep giving you what you need as well...so as long as the rest of the relationship is healthy, you're both good to go, and go, and go again!

Hope I've been helpful. I do so like to be a good nurse.

On the NFL MVP

So Mr. PC won the MVP this year. One can only wonder--what great obstacle did he overcome? His own vestige of a conscience when he SAT when he should have played? What miracles did he perform, what age barrier did he break, what ANYTHING amazing, new, inspirational or even thought provoking did he do? Did he REALLY deserve this honor more than Brett Favre, the media scapegoat, the man the "color" sportscasters just LOVE to hate because he is SO much better than them? (hi Troy et al) Just what is being rewarded here, being a "good dog" and sitting on command? Well in that case, congratulations, Mr. MVP, here's your doggie biscuit. Personally I agree with the writer of the following: Manning, Others Need to Follow Favre -- NFL FanHouse#c24502111#c24502111